Not everyone likes the BCS. In fact, nearly everyone hates the BCS. While the BCS is a better system then its predecessor, it leaves much desired in terms of deciding the best team in college football. I have been involved in many discussions aimed at solving the BCS dilemma, and there are a variety of solutions that all seem feasible. Change seems inprobable though, as a plethora of inter-conference agreements and business contracts stand in the way of any alteration to the current system.
That argument is for another day. This article is to discuss ways in which the BCS is advancing. While I was shocked to read the following article, it intrigued me to see that the BCS is expanding its area of influence.
The author of this article was not attached to the site I found it on, but whoever it is gained my respect.
After determining the Big-12 championship game participants, the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
“Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work–including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule–our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking.”
Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated “The US only had two major victories–Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren’t influenced by head-to-head contests–they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event.”
German Chancellor Adolf Hitler said “Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks.” Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn ‘style points’ to enhance Germany’s rankings. Hitler protested “Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces.”
The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented ” France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2.”
Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.
I had a good laugh at the United States fourth place finish…
[my apologies to mike gundy]